Sonic

A fictional animal part of Sega.

Please don't say Sonic the Hedgehog because The Hedgehog is Ron Jeremy. Who says Sonic Ron Jeremy?

by Twight0931 February 20, 2022

Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Lee Harvey Oswald

The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.

If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Like A Boss

How something should be done.

Do homework like a boss.
Pass a test like a boss.
Finish high school like a boss.
Drink some Mountain Dew like a boss.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017