Definitions by Twight0931

FAFSA 

Free Application for Federal Student Agony.

With an enormous amount of money to be paid through student loans, the FAFSA has the potential to give students agony. No one needs to pay thousands and thousands of dollars just for a good college education.

Person: "Yay I completed the FAFSA!"
Person: *clicks next page*
Person: "GOOD LORD IT'S A STUDENT LOAN, NOT A GRANT!!! AHHHH IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE! I QUIT THE APPLICATION!"

Later that person went to a psychiatric hospital for suffering from agony.

FAFSA by Twight0931 November 6, 2022

Sonic 

A fictional animal part of Sega.

Please don't say Sonic the Hedgehog because The Hedgehog is Ron Jeremy. Who says Sonic Ron Jeremy?

Sonic by Twight0931 February 20, 2022

Yahoo! Answers

A website which has been shut down as of today, May 4th, 2021, ending the amount of trolls that used the website. Maybe you miss it, maybe you don't. Be grateful that there are alternatives to Yahoo! Answers.

Below are some examples of questions that a Yahoo! Answers troll might have posted:

Example #1: "How do I live in North Korea?"

Example #2: "Why is the sky blue during day time and black during night time?"

Example #3: "Why did my grandma poop on the toilet?"

Yahoo! Answers by Twight0931 May 3, 2021

Life 

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.

That's how life is.

Life by Twight0931 April 14, 2021

Straight 

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

Straight by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

2022 

The year that I can start going to strip clubs.

I'll love 2022 just because of being able to go to strip clubs!!!

2022 by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

Earbuds by Twight0931 March 26, 2021