Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 31, 2021

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 12, 2017

Grandsister

The granddaughter of your sister.

DUDE YOUR GRANDSISTER CAN COOK? AWESOME!

by Twight0931 July 16, 2017

Sonic

A fictional animal part of Sega.

Please don't say Sonic the Hedgehog because The Hedgehog is Ron Jeremy. Who says Sonic Ron Jeremy?

by Twight0931 February 21, 2022

Lee Harvey Oswald

The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.

If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

2022

The year that I can start going to strip clubs.

I'll love 2022 just because of being able to go to strip clubs!!!

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

Emily Grey

One of the hottest, if not the HOTTEST, female porn star(s).

Emily Grey is my favorite porn star!

by Twight0931 March 25, 2021