Definitions by Twight0931

Life 

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.

That's how life is.

Life by Twight0931 April 14, 2021

Straight 

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

Straight by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

2022 

The year that I can start going to strip clubs.

I'll love 2022 just because of being able to go to strip clubs!!!

2022 by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

Earbuds by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Notification 

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

Notification by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Porn 

What you watch when your parents aren't around.

PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porn by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

Emily Grey 

One of the hottest, if not the HOTTEST, female porn star(s).

Emily Grey is my favorite porn star!

Emily Grey by Twight0931 March 25, 2021