Twight0931's definitions

April 18

The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.

Why was I born in April 18???

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Seinfield

The way someone misspells Seinfeld.

Person A: Hey did you watch Seinfield last night?
Person B: It's Seinfeld not Seinfield.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Asian

The best kinda person to do porn with.

Person A: Have you seen Asian porn?
Person B: No.
Person C: Do it! They're hot Asian women!

by Twight0931 February 3, 2025

Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 23, 2021

Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.

I hate math.

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy The Urban Dictionary Mug!

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.

Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017