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Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.
Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"
by Twight0931 March 30, 2021
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FAFSA

Free Application for Federal Student Agony.

With an enormous amount of money to be paid through student loans, the FAFSA has the potential to give students agony. No one needs to pay thousands and thousands of dollars just for a good college education.
Person: "Yay I completed the FAFSA!"
Person: *clicks next page*
Person: "GOOD LORD IT'S A STUDENT LOAN, NOT A GRANT!!! AHHHH IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE! I QUIT THE APPLICATION!"

Later that person went to a psychiatric hospital for suffering from agony.
by Twight0931 November 6, 2022
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Pirate101

A game by Kingsisle Entertainment, in which you have to defeat the Armada in order to get to the map of El Dorado.

Takes place in the Spiral.

You'd have to go like, to many rendezvous (meetings) in Pirate101 in order to finish the game completely. In 2014 there were 65 levels in Pirate101, and now there are more levels in Pirate101.
Pirate101 rocks!
Pirate101 is the BEST replacement for Pirates of the Caribbean Online for people of any age!
by Twight0931 April 15, 2017
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Adblock

Adblock is what you use when you're having a bad day.
Fuck this advertisement! This ad is making me have a bad day! I'll download Adblock!
by Twight0931 September 1, 2025
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Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.
I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!
by Twight0931 March 23, 2021
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Homework

A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.
I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!
by Twight0931 April 6, 2017
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Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.
PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Twight0931 March 25, 2021
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