What you watch when your parents aren't around.
PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The year when Ron Jeremy porn ads were placed on PornHub.
Person A: "I've seen Ron Jeremy porn ads on PornHub."
Person B: "You're stuck in 2015!"
1) A goal.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.
1) My dream is to work for FedEx!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!
The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.
I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!
The website with the HOTTEST girls sucking dicks.
PornHub is my FAVORITE website!
The best occasion of the year, because for example you could get free money on your birthday, you could get a free car on your birthday, etc.. Basically, one of your birthdays could be the best day of your life, just because of a good event happening for free.
I want to go to a strip club on my 21st birthday and ask for a free lap dance that day just because that day would be my birthday!
The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.
One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.
