Grandsister

The granddaughter of your sister.

DUDE YOUR GRANDSISTER CAN COOK? AWESOME!

by Twight0931 July 30, 2017

Aleppo Moment

When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer.

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment..." - Gary Johnson.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Tomb Raider (2013)

Tomb Raider is an action-adventure video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix. Tomb Raider is the tenth title in the Tomb Raider franchise, and operates as a reboot that emphasises the reconstructed origins of Lara Croft. Tomb Raider was released on 5 March 2013 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and on 23 January 2014 for OS X, and on 27 April 2016 for Linux.

Awesome.

If you love Grey's Anatomy, I'm pretty sure you'll probably love Tomb Raider (2013) because of Camilla Luddington.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Life

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.

That's how life is.

by Twight0931 April 14, 2021

Homework

A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.

I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!

by Twight0931 April 06, 2017

Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 23, 2021

2022

The year that I can start going to strip clubs.

I'll love 2022 just because of being able to go to strip clubs!!!

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021