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Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021
Get the Two A Daymug. The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.
The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.
by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019
Get the Brokeville Chroniclesmug. the preferred device that an avetard uses to get high, take a few hits of this and you will be out like a light and will also result in munchies in which case you might end up eating 3 week old rotten beans. The dab rig will usually be provided by froomie
by TurnM3Up November 8, 2019
Get the dab rigmug. South Asian Student Association at OU. This is a group made up of Indian students who think they are promoting Indian culture and making an impact on the community at OU. The reality of the situation is that these niggas ain't really doing shit. This is just a ploy resume enhancer club that the Indians at OU are joining despite not really being about it. You can think of this club as a clown fest since it composed of all OU students which makes each of them an OU tard.
These OU tards always try to flex how they are a part of OU SASA and I always ask them what the club does and these niggas always freeze up because they can't think of a legit thing that the club has actually done.
by TurnM3Up December 14, 2020
Get the OU SASAmug. A common thing that an OU tard will do after a night of drinking. These niggas can't hang for shit and will usually make a huge ass mess in the bathroom in which they throw up.
by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
Get the vomitmug. The minihoop hanging off the closet door in the avetard living room. This minihoop is used for playing P.I.G. and for jacking around. Dumbasses like Norman "Nick" dunk on it and pull down the rim all the way and fuck up the closet door. Just like his bedroom door, the closet door also have damages that will need to be paid for at the end of the year.
Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the avetard minihoopmug. The simple definition is that it means to get your reward. In most cases it's used while interacting with a female, so you are implying that you just want to get a quick nut in with her.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Get the get my jevsmug.