asideaways

{a-sahyd-a-weyz} Can also be spelled as assideaways.

The goofy skewed way certain people wear their baseball or trucker hats.
I have seen some guys wearing Skoal hats on asideaways, but they were more like apes with hats on.
by Tsarstepan October 11, 2012
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clusterfucken

(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.

As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
Obama's Healthcare.gov recent buggy rollout was a clusterfucken.
by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013
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KATMA

noun {kat-mah}
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
I hear that the last owner of the Candie Land Plantation drowned a bag of kittens. Let's get out of this cursed place. It reeks of bad katma.
by Tsarstepan March 18, 2015
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Oscarbuster

{os-ker-buhs-ter}
noun
a cinematically manipulated Hollywood studio produced motion picture, especially one lavishly produced melodrama, that has or is expected to boldly WOW the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and subsequently obtain a Best Picture Oscar award for the studio and film producers.

Similar to: Oscar Bait
With a touch of makeup, Harvey Weinstein aged Justin Timberlake to star in the producers $200million dollar Bill Clinton/Monicagate Oscarbuster biopic.
by Tsarstepan December 16, 2011
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Frankophile

{ˈfraNGkəˌfī}
NOUN
a person who is fond of or greatly admires Frank's Original Redhot hot sauce.
Hand me that bottle of hot sauce! I'm a committed Frankophile.
by Tsarstepan February 07, 2019
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Planetnivore

noun {plan-it-nuh-vawr}
an animal, alien, planet, or star that eats an entire planet or planets.

related forms:
planetnivorous, planetnivoral
The Hubble space telescope has spotted a planetnivore star in the act of devouring a codependent planet that is orbiting around that star as reported in a science article published in the CS Monitor.
by Tsarstepan May 22, 2010
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Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010
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