{soo-per-nich}
noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
Filmphile: I'm fascinated about chairs in movies and how filmmakers visually and symbolically them in films.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
by Tsarstepan August 26, 2016
{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}
1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.
by Tsarstepan September 05, 2019
((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.
2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.
3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.
2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.
3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
by Tsarstepan December 11, 2010
(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
The political refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019
(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019
Riff (verb, -riffed, -rif⋅fing. Informal): The art and science of making fun of low budget B-Movies by making snide and/or sarcastic comments (regarding the poor quality of the film's dialogue, acting, plot, shoddy film design, etc...) at the movie or television screen while the movie is running in the background. The comedy can be either high brow and esoteric or low brow and of the bodily branded humor.
The comic geniuses of MST3k brutally riffed upon the B-Movie schlock sci-fi/horror film "The Giant Spider Invasion." (1975) I don't know if the director was here to witness them shredding his movie, would he cry with shame or laugh until he peed his pants.
by Tsarstepan January 09, 2010
kahr·gat
–noun
1. an online social gathering or party for celebrating an underappreciated individual, especially a computer administrator or forum moderator.
2. the art of a well run, secure, and well trafficked online forum.
–verb (used with object)
3. to cause to celebrate an underappreciated individual.
—Related forms
car·gat·ing·ly, adverb
car·gat·a·ble, adjective
car·gat·less, adjective
–noun
1. an online social gathering or party for celebrating an underappreciated individual, especially a computer administrator or forum moderator.
2. the art of a well run, secure, and well trafficked online forum.
–verb (used with object)
3. to cause to celebrate an underappreciated individual.
—Related forms
car·gat·ing·ly, adverb
car·gat·a·ble, adjective
car·gat·less, adjective
We cargatted Robert Gentel on this slow Sunday just because he deserved the love and appreciation.
His labors are cargattingly notable as he keeps his forum running efficiently and glitch free.
His labors are cargattingly notable as he keeps his forum running efficiently and glitch free.
by Tsarstepan March 21, 2010