Definitions by Tsarstepan
KATMA
noun {kat-mah}
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
I hear that the last owner of the Candie Land Plantation drowned a bag of kittens. Let's get out of this cursed place. It reeks of bad katma.
KATMA by Tsarstepan March 18, 2015
docuflotsam
-n (dok-yuh-flot-suh m)
A nonsensical documentary overflowing with conspiratorial theories rather then on established fact. They tend to be fearmongering films created for shock value.
A nonsensical documentary overflowing with conspiratorial theories rather then on established fact. They tend to be fearmongering films created for shock value.
I felt like Alex from Clockwork Orange, forced to watch repugnant images, repulsive people rant, etc... without being able to look away from the screen when our politics teacher screened that political agenda based documentary. That horrid docuflotsam was merely a campaign commercial for the former governor of Alaska.
docuflotsam by Tsarstepan January 6, 2015
humerusectomy
{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}
noun, plural-mies. Surgery.
the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.
noun, plural-mies. Surgery.
the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.
Joe: With the oil continue to spill into the Gulf of Mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs Chicken of the Sea cannery.
Jane: How's that?
Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.
Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).
Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....
Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.
Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!
Jane: It's just a bad j....
Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.
Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?
Joe: Probably not.
Jane: How's that?
Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.
Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).
Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....
Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.
Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!
Jane: It's just a bad j....
Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.
Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?
Joe: Probably not.
humerusectomy by Tsarstepan October 21, 2014
clusterfucken
(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
clusterfucken by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013
Upside-down Mexico
Upside-Down Mexico:
Uhp-sahyd doun mek-si-koh
noun
a nation in N North America: a member of the Commonwealth of Nations. 3,690,410 sq. mi. (9,558,160 sq. km). Capital: Ottawa.
Also known as Canada
As seen on the Colbert Report, 11/05/13
Uhp-sahyd doun mek-si-koh
noun
a nation in N North America: a member of the Commonwealth of Nations. 3,690,410 sq. mi. (9,558,160 sq. km). Capital: Ottawa.
Also known as Canada
As seen on the Colbert Report, 11/05/13
Upside-down Mexico by Tsarstepan November 6, 2013
Kodackblock
{koh-dak-blok}
noun- When ones cheap, rubishy cameraphone or ancient brokedown point-and-shoot prevents the user from getting something better then blurry ugly photographs. This camera tech incompentence usually happens when the photographer needs to photograph fast action shots, really important family and/or friends based events, barely lit or unlit nighttime photos, etc....
verb- to obstruct a photographer's attempt to shoot a good photograph which is a photo that's clear, crisp, well framed and its subject(s) can be identifiable by most people who looks at the image by simply being a cheap and crappy and/or broken smartphone camera or point-and-shoot camera.
Related forms
kodakblocking
kodackblockable
kodackblocked
noun- When ones cheap, rubishy cameraphone or ancient brokedown point-and-shoot prevents the user from getting something better then blurry ugly photographs. This camera tech incompentence usually happens when the photographer needs to photograph fast action shots, really important family and/or friends based events, barely lit or unlit nighttime photos, etc....
verb- to obstruct a photographer's attempt to shoot a good photograph which is a photo that's clear, crisp, well framed and its subject(s) can be identifiable by most people who looks at the image by simply being a cheap and crappy and/or broken smartphone camera or point-and-shoot camera.
Related forms
kodakblocking
kodackblockable
kodackblocked
The morning after the wedding reception, Diane realized that her refurbished iPhune's camera kodackblocked her as all of her photographs were either too overexposed and blurry with its cheap uncontrollable flash or too underlit, underexposed, and blurry. Either way, no one or thing in the photographs could actually be identified in any of the flubbed photographs.
Kodackblock by Tsarstepan September 14, 2013
handlebaricide
{{han-dl-bahr-i-sahyd}}
NOUN
1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
NOUN
1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.
This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.
This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.
handlebaricide by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013