Her

1. Singular female direct object pronoun in English
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes

Jason: It’s her.
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

2020

This is the year that Donald Trump is elected out of office. Savor it.

In 2020, America will finally have a clear vision when looking at Donald Trump.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

AAVE

Stands for African American Vernacular English, also referred to as Ebonics and black English

Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.

by True_Lust July 24, 2019

Hans Asperger

History: A German psychiatrist who first observed autism, the actual father of Neurodiversity. The former diagnosis “Asperger’s” is named after him.

Leo Kanner took credit for Hans Asperger’s work and catalyzed the medical model’s relatively harsh view of autism.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

SAT

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Pseudoscience

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.

Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019