Treebonics's definitions

Hoenogamous

Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol

If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!

by Treebonics August 6, 2016

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

Street Scents

The typical funk of chronic, bars and liquor barrels from bistros and bars. Some wordplay on "sense." The idea came while bumpin E40 "Street Sense." This can be elaborated on in many ways.

They caught the vapours and street scents literally funnelling from the dispensary beside the bar down on Kingway and Vic

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

emotiplacate

Using emoticons to guilt trip others by playing the victim.

Emotiplacate : Why you never come over for beers anymore ever since you got married yo😪 I know your sober and I got you hammered causing you relapse but I swear your avoidance is just being a hater😢

by Treebonics May 25, 2016

dickdraft

The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.

Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.

by Treebonics May 11, 2016

female handsome

Pretty girl or guy.

Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.

It's not a word all about sexual attraction.

Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)

"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"

Sorry just admiring.

by Treebonics May 4, 2016

NutOrbit

"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)

Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.

by Treebonics January 7, 2016