Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics May 24, 2018
Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 05, 2017
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
by Treebonics May 24, 2018
Crazy from the Rez or Crazy on the Rez: CREZZY
This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.
This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.
I got all crezzy with my cousins when I went back home for fishing season but we sure had more fun than our babas.
by Treebonics January 31, 2018
A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
by Treebonics June 20, 2019
by Treebonics March 12, 2018
Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.
He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.
by Treebonics July 06, 2018