14 definitions by Total Penetration

The Big "O"

an orgasm; cumming; seeing god

"The Big O" with a woman has been elusive for Pete for many years.

by Total Penetration June 4, 2005

Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

by Total Penetration June 4, 2005

scarface

A jealous and possessive older sibling, from the scene where Tony murders his longtime friend Manny.

"I really wish I hadn't busted a nut in Robbie's sister's brown zero... now he wants to go scarface on me."

OR

"Did you see the look on Dog's face when Ray kissed his sister? He's going scarface."

by Total Penetration May 24, 2005

brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

by Total Penetration May 27, 2005

throat yogurt

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum

"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

by Total Penetration May 24, 2005

baboon sex

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.

Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.

by Total Penetration May 30, 2005

The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.

Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.

by Total Penetration June 4, 2005