beat up

To be intoxicated on alcohol,drugs or both.

Dude, those ten shots got me all beat up.

by Total Penetration June 07, 2005

pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

by Total Penetration June 07, 2005

Death Star

An obese woman who corners you at a party full of pretty girls.

"Steve could be macking on any girl in here, if only he could escape that Death Star's tractor beam."

OR

"It's too large to be a moon... Steve's with a Death Star."

by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.

Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?

by Total Penetration June 21, 2005

scarface

A jealous and possessive older sibling, from the scene where Tony murders his longtime friend Manny.

"I really wish I hadn't busted a nut in Robbie's sister's brown zero... now he wants to go scarface on me."

OR

"Did you see the look on Dog's face when Ray kissed his sister? He's going scarface."

by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

throat yogurt

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum

"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

bosozuko

The crazy teenage bike gangs that terrorize urban Japan. They organize "races" through downtown Tokyo often during high-traffic periods causing accidents, often fatal to themselves and others. The "race" is not really a race since the leader, who carries the flag of the gang, cannot be overtaken. The other participants, who may number in the dozens speed in and out of traffic in attempts to slow down motorist and distract the police. Bosozuko are thought of by mainstream Japanese as thugs, predecessors of their older yakuza brothers, who actively recruit from their ranks.

The bosozuko rider opened the throttle on his modified Ninja to accelerate through a red light at 120 miles per hour, only to be creamed by a delivery truck in the intersection.

by Total Penetration September 14, 2005