A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.
Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.
by Torbert May 21, 2023
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A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.
Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.
Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.
Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.
by Torbert July 06, 2018
Netfuxing is when you fuck-up a Netflix subscriber's algorithm (that is or what they like) by purposely watching things on their account that they will likely hate.
Mike came back from a week long business trip, found a note saying his live in girlfriend was moving out, and then to add salt in the wound, she Netfuxed him by making all his Netflix preferences (Action Adventure and late night screw ball comedies) cooking shows and Lesbian coming of age dramas.
by Torbert April 05, 2021
A Gloaca is the glowing version of the cloaca, the orifice of a chicken that serves as both vagina and poop chute.
After Chernobyl, you should have seen it in here, all my chickens got irrardated. At night you could see all these Gloacas every time they pooped or laid an egg.
by Torbert August 26, 2022