1. A firus is a fire that happens during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together.
John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.
by Torbert September 08, 2020
A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.
Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.
by Torbert July 19, 2019
Have you watched that new CNN spinoff funded by Lionel Ritchie where it’s all newsic all the time, every anchor and reporter sings the news.
by Torbert August 01, 2024
Praydoh is a non toxic sculpting material that only allows its users to create religious figurines like adult and baby Jesuses, crosses, goblets, tablets and other replications of artifacts associated with the Judeo-Christian religions,
Mike, will you grab some Praydoh from the playroom, someone vandalized the manger in the front yard. I need to make a new Baby Jesus.
Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.
Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.
by Torbert October 07, 2020
by Torbert September 08, 2020
Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.
by Torbert February 02, 2023
Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 04, 2021