Torbert's definitions

tatoodles

Tatoodles is the word you say when you are having your tattoos removed.

Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!

by Torbert April 14, 2023

juncle

A juncle is the male genitalia of an uncle.

Mike's older brother just had his first kid making Mike an uncle, and making Mike's dick and balls a juncle.

by Torbert July 26, 2021

netfuxed

Netfuxing is when you fuck-up a Netflix subscriber's algorithm (that is or what they like) by purposely watching things on their account that they will likely hate.

Mike came back from a week long business trip, found a note saying his live in girlfriend was moving out, and then to add salt in the wound, she Netfuxed him by making all his Netflix preferences (Action Adventure and late night screw ball comedies) cooking shows and Lesbian coming of age dramas.

by Torbert April 5, 2021

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

islamabod

An islamabod is lean tan body. Its definietly a compliment given to both men and women

After 4 years of Med school in Texas, Saad came back home without his islamabod. He had gained 30 lbs and smelled a;ot like fried chicken..

by Torbert April 1, 2023

HAMASSACARE

A HAMASSACARE is a terrorist or murderous or completely over the top event that is horrific or totally over-whellming to the victim like the one HAMAS perpetrated on the Israeli Kibbutz just beyond the Gaza border

After 2 mos. in juvenile Hall, Suzie committed a HAMASSACARE to her boyfriend's, ball sack.

by Torbert March 7, 2024

hombreyo

An hombreyo is a fertilized human egg where one of its parents is a Spanish speaker and at least one parent thinks it is a boy.

The Latina nurse at the fertility clinic knew Linda wanted a boy and she told her they’d be implanting her Hombreyo at her next visit.

by Torbert March 20, 2021