jumper

A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.

Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.

by Torbert July 19, 2019

throblobster

A throblobster is just a really ugly erect penis.

Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.

by Torbert February 02, 2023

thumbelievable

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.

Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.

by Torbert September 08, 2020

sphincter memory

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.

Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.

by Torbert April 04, 2021

bowligarch

A bowligarch is a person who has become very rich by creating useful ceramics.

Comrade Alexander received the order to supply all the dishes for all the Russian military bases. He will soon be a bowligarch.

by Torbert March 28, 2021

Tatoodaloo

Tatoodaoo is the formal version of “tatoodles“which means saying goodbye to your tattoos when you have them removed .

Queen Elizabeth said tatoodaloo to the rose on her ankle as the tecnician removed the last bit of it.

by Torbert April 14, 2023

Scrape

A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.

I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.

by Torbert July 30, 2019