Torbert's definitions

pudgenius

A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.

Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!

by Torbert March 5, 2022

Dogwood Pony Girl

A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.

Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.

by Torbert May 21, 2023

Firus

1. A firus is a fire that happen during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together

John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

blasterdam

A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.

Lars saw the Space X rocket land vertically
and said “blasterdam, that’s amazing!”

by Torbert March 28, 2021

breand

To have breand is to have after your only friend be a loaf of bread.

After the accident , losing his wife, his job and not being allowed to coach soccer, Bob’s breand was a loaf of sourdough that was hard as a rock.

by Torbert February 22, 2025

Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.

Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.

by Torbert November 9, 2018

jumper

A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.

Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.

by Torbert July 19, 2019