by Torbert January 12, 2024
Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!
by Torbert April 15, 2023
Tatoodles swastika and skulls,and giant back demon, I’m leaving prison and getting a job selling real estate.
by Torbert April 14, 2023
Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.
by Torbert February 13, 2025
An hombreyo is a fertilized human egg where one of its parents is a Spanish speaker and at least one parent thinks it is a boy.
The Latina nurse at the fertility clinic knew Linda wanted a boy and she told her they’d be implanting her Hombreyo at her next visit.
by Torbert March 20, 2021
Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
1. A firus is a fire that happens during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together.
John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.
by Torbert September 08, 2020