Torbert's definitions

gorld

Gorld is the world of only girls or women or women are more dominant than men.

Katie you have to run for President, the gorld needs you.

by Torbert June 29, 2024

Jumper

A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.

This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!

by Torbert July 25, 2019

Rabbot

A Rabbot is a robotic rabbi.

Temple Beth Israel saved $75K this year by firing Rabbi Karen and just getting a Rabbot.

by Torbert September 29, 2025

Pokelahoma

Pokelahoma is the metaphoric place you go when you have sex with a new partner.

Paul said, “ Jenny and I finally went to Pokelahoma after the rodeo.

by Torbert January 7, 2023

thumbelievable

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.

Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

Dogwood Pony Girl

A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.

Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.

by Torbert May 21, 2023

Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.

Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.

by Torbert July 14, 2018