Torbert's definitions

nikebetic

A Nikebetic is an ex Nike employee that is simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by working for Nike.

After 10 years there, Jane is totally Nikebetic.

She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.

by Torbert January 27, 2024

tatoodles

Tatoodles is what you say when you have a tatoo removed. It’s like saying good by to your ink.

Tatoodles swastika and skulls,and giant back demon, I’m leaving prison and getting a job selling real estate.

by Torbert April 14, 2023

tatoodles

Tatoodles is the word you say when you are having your tattoos removed.

Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!

by Torbert April 14, 2023

Tatoodaloo

Tatoodaoo is the formal version of “tatoodles“which means saying goodbye to your tattoos when you have them removed .

Queen Elizabeth said tatoodaloo to the rose on her ankle as the tecnician removed the last bit of it.

by Torbert April 14, 2023

Pokelahoma

Pokelahoma is the metaphoric place you go when you have sex with a new partner.

Paul said, “ Jenny and I finally went to Pokelahoma after the rodeo.

by Torbert January 7, 2023

hombreyo

An hombreyo is a fertilized human egg where one of its parents is a Spanish speaker and at least one parent thinks it is a boy.

The Latina nurse at the fertility clinic knew Linda wanted a boy and she told her they’d be implanting her Hombreyo at her next visit.

by Torbert March 20, 2021

prayart

A Prayart is literally a prayer made not through speech but through one’s anus.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.

Before his throat cancer surgery, Levi emitted a prayart to God.

When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.

by Torbert March 26, 2021