prayart

A Prayart is literally a prayer made not through speech but through one’s anus.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
Before his throat cancer surgery, Levi emitted a prayart to God.

When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
by Torbert March 27, 2021
Get the prayart mug.

praynus

The praynus is the name of the muscle following the rectum that one prarts through.
Thank god ReverendJerry got his voice back, as after his bout of stomach sickness
there was no way he could prart through his praynus during the homily.
by Torbert March 27, 2021
Get the praynus mug.

newsic

Newsic is news reporting or presented that is sung.
Have you watched that new CNN spinoff funded by Lionel Ritchie where it’s all newsic all the time, every anchor and reporter sings the news.
by Torbert August 02, 2024
Get the newsic mug.

Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.
Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.
by Torbert July 14, 2018
Get the Thai Soccer Team mug.

jiplomat

A jiplomat is an ambassador appointed by a corrupt executive administration that's sole purpose is to exploit his or her's assigned country for its natural resources or civil and commercial contracts.
That crappy Jiplomat hired an contractor from Jasper, Wyoming to rebuild the electrical grid after hurricane Maria hit San Juan.

Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
by Torbert October 13, 2020
Get the jiplomat mug.

Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.
Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
by Torbert November 09, 2018
Get the Marfed mug.

islamabod

An islamabod is lean tan body. Its definietly a compliment given to both men and women
After 4 years of Med school in Texas, Saad came back home without his islamabod. He had gained 30 lbs and smelled a;ot like fried chicken..
by Torbert April 01, 2023
Get the islamabod mug.