Torbert's definitions

gorld

Gorld is the world of only girls or women or women are more dominant than men.

Katie you have to run for President, the gorld needs you.

by Torbert June 29, 2024

tatoodles

Tatoodles is the word you say when you are having your tattoos removed.

Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!

by Torbert April 14, 2023

Rabbot

A Rabbot is a robotic rabbi.

Temple Beth Israel saved $75K this year by firing Rabbi Karen and just getting a Rabbot.

by Torbert September 29, 2025

jiplomat

A jiplomat is an ambassador appointed by a corrupt executive administration that's sole purpose is to exploit his or her's assigned country for its natural resources or civil and commercial contracts.

That crappy Jiplomat hired an contractor from Jasper, Wyoming to rebuild the electrical grid after hurricane Maria hit San Juan.

Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!

by Torbert October 13, 2020

Pokelahoma

Pokelahoma is the metaphoric place you go when you have sex with a new partner.

Paul said, “ Jenny and I finally went to Pokelahoma after the rodeo.

by Torbert January 7, 2023

Jumper

A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.

This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!

by Torbert July 25, 2019

Wincest

When you marry two half empty or more windex bottles to create a single more full more bottle of Windex

Megan WIncested the cleaning supplies so now we can give Dad a full bottle and his windows a thorough cleaning.

Jeanie can you Wincest those mostly empty bottles before that new hire gets here? I don't want him to think were cheap on supplies on his first day at the car wash.

by Torbert July 6, 2018