Comrade Alexander received the order to supply all the dishes for all the Russian military bases. He will soon be a bowligarch.
by Torbert March 29, 2021
A jiplomat is an ambassador appointed by a corrupt executive administration that's sole purpose is to exploit his or her's assigned country for its natural resources or civil and commercial contracts.
That crappy Jiplomat hired an contractor from Jasper, Wyoming to rebuild the electrical grid after hurricane Maria hit San Juan.
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
by Torbert October 13, 2020
Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.
Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
by Torbert November 09, 2018
After 4 years of Med school in Texas, Saad came back home without his islamabod. He had gained 30 lbs and smelled a;ot like fried chicken..
by Torbert April 01, 2023
by Torbert January 12, 2024
Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!
by Torbert April 15, 2023
Tatoodles swastika and skulls,and giant back demon, I’m leaving prison and getting a job selling real estate.
by Torbert April 14, 2023