Torbert's definitions

Firus

1. A firus is a fire that happens during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together.

John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

glandlord

A glandlord is an old, morbidly obese and sweaty owner of an apartment building
occupied by young healthy adults.

After discovering who the peeping tom was, Mona told her glandlord she had already paid her rent snd he owed her money or free rent for all the unpaid shows he was enjoying.

by Torbert June 5, 2021

zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.

Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.

by Torbert July 6, 2018

Praydoh

Praydoh is a non toxic sculpting material that only allows its users to create religious figurines like adult and baby Jesuses, crosses, goblets, tablets and other replications of artifacts associated with the Judeo-Christian religions,

Mike, will you grab some Praydoh from the playroom, someone vandalized the manger in the front yard. I need to make a new Baby Jesus.

Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.

by Torbert October 7, 2020

gloaca

A Gloaca is the glowing version of the cloaca, the orifice of a chicken that serves as both vagina and poop chute.

After Chernobyl, you should have seen it in here, all my chickens got irrardated. At night you could see all these Gloacas every time they pooped or laid an egg.

by Torbert August 26, 2022