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Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.
Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!
by Torbert November 24, 2022
Get the Franksgiving mug.1. A firus is a fire that happens during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together.
John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
Get the Firus mug.A glandlord is an old, morbidly obese and sweaty owner of an apartment building
occupied by young healthy adults.
occupied by young healthy adults.
After discovering who the peeping tom was, Mona told her glandlord she had already paid her rent snd he owed her money or free rent for all the unpaid shows he was enjoying.
by Torbert June 5, 2021
Get the glandlord mug.Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.
Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
by Torbert November 9, 2018
Get the Marfed mug.A Gloaca is the glowing version of the cloaca, the orifice of a chicken that serves as both vagina and poop chute.
After Chernobyl, you should have seen it in here, all my chickens got irrardated. At night you could see all these Gloacas every time they pooped or laid an egg.
by Torbert August 26, 2022
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