Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.
Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.
by Torbert July 14, 2018
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glandlord

A glandlord is an old, morbidly obese and sweaty owner of an apartment building
occupied by young healthy adults.
After discovering who the peeping tom was, Mona told her glandlord she had already paid her rent snd he owed her money or free rent for all the unpaid shows he was enjoying.
by Torbert June 05, 2021
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gloaca

A Gloaca is the glowing version of the cloaca, the orifice of a chicken that serves as both vagina and poop chute.
After Chernobyl, you should have seen it in here, all my chickens got irrardated. At night you could see all these Gloacas every time they pooped or laid an egg.
by Torbert August 26, 2022
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