Torbert's definitions

newsic

Newsic is news reporting or presented that is sung.

Have you watched that new CNN spinoff funded by Lionel Ritchie where it’s all newsic all the time, every anchor and reporter sings the news.

by Torbert August 1, 2024

gorld

Gorld is the world of only girls or women or women are more dominant than men.

Katie you have to run for President, the gorld needs you.

by Torbert June 29, 2024

HAMASSACARE

A HAMASSACARE is a terrorist or murderous or completely over the top event that is horrific or totally over-whellming to the victim like the one HAMAS perpetrated on the Israeli Kibbutz just beyond the Gaza border

After 2 mos. in juvenile Hall, Suzie committed a HAMASSACARE to her boyfriend's, ball sack.

by Torbert March 7, 2024

nikebetic

A Nikebetic is an ex Nike employee that is simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by working for Nike.

After 10 years there, Jane is totally Nikebetic.

She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.

by Torbert January 27, 2024

Nikebetes Club

The Nikebetes Club is a Facebook group and real life group of Nike employees that have type 1 diabetes.

Scott is such as dork. He put that he was President of the Nikebetes Club at the Beaverton Campus on his Linked In profile.

by Torbert January 27, 2024

pooin’

Pooin’ is slang for shampooing.

I can’t go to dinner with you as tonight I be pooin’ my little girls hair.

by Torbert January 11, 2024

Dogwood Pony Girl

A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.

Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.

by Torbert May 21, 2023