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Sam Quentin

Sam Quentin is the name you give a guy that treats a partner like they’re in prison
That guy, Gary treats his girlfriend terribly. He’s a total Sam Quentin. We need to file an appeal and get her out of there.
by Torbert August 5, 2024
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Franksgiving

Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.
Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!
by Torbert November 24, 2022
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Portgland

Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.
First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.
by Torbert May 30, 2021
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bowel mason

A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.
Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.
by Torbert November 9, 2022
mugGet the bowel masonmug.

maplete

A maplete is a super smart student of geography that competes in geography competitions.
Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.
by Torbert February 12, 2025
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Gold Sore

A gold sore is a misplaced attribution of pride when you get a cold sore from someone you consider especially hot.
James is so stupid, he keeps bragging about the Gold Sore he got from Stacy.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
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Nikebetes Club

The Nikebetes Club is a Facebook group and real life group of Nike employees that have type 1 diabetes.
Scott is such as dork. He put that he was President of the Nikebetes Club at the Beaverton Campus on his Linked In profile.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
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