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backwards-skirter

A backwards-skirter is usually a clever, attractive woman who thinks wearing her skirt backwards , where the back is on the front , gains hr extra points in the workplace.
Jenny is a backwards-skirter, she thinks that's what got her the vice presidency job.
by Torbert September 29, 2025
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pooin’

I can’t go to dinner with you as tonight I be pooin’ my little girls hair.
by Torbert January 11, 2024
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iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
by Torbert October 19, 2018
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islamabod

An islamabod is lean tan body. Its definietly a compliment given to both men and women
After 4 years of Med school in Texas, Saad came back home without his islamabod. He had gained 30 lbs and smelled a;ot like fried chicken..
by Torbert April 1, 2023
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Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.
Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.
by Torbert July 14, 2018
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Scrape

A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.
I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.
by Torbert July 30, 2019
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Tatoodaloo

Tatoodaoo is the formal version of “tatoodles“which means saying goodbye to your tattoos when you have them removed .
Queen Elizabeth said tatoodaloo to the rose on her ankle as the tecnician removed the last bit of it.
by Torbert April 14, 2023
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