A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.
Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.
by Torbert November 10, 2022
Praydoh is a non toxic sculpting material that only allows its users to create religious figurines like adult and baby Jesuses, crosses, goblets, tablets and other replications of artifacts associated with the Judeo-Christian religions,
Mike, will you grab some Praydoh from the playroom, someone vandalized the manger in the front yard. I need to make a new Baby Jesus.
Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.
Damn this Praydoh! I was trying to make a nice vase for Mom and all i get is a 12 " tall Baby Jesus.
by Torbert October 08, 2020
A Nikebetic is an ex Nike employee that is simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by working for Nike.
After 10 years there, Jane is totally Nikebetic.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
by Torbert January 28, 2024
A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.
Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!
by Torbert March 05, 2022
A fartmitzvah is a special time when a person is extraordinarily gassy and is just farting up a storm, so much so it almost feels like a celebration in that the farter is not holding back.
Geezus Christ Mike , Anna had some of your left over chili last night, and an hour later, it was like somebody threw a fartmitzvah for
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.
by Torbert March 27, 2021
Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.
First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.
by Torbert May 31, 2021
To have breand is to have after your only friend be a loaf of bread.
After the accident , losing his wife, his job and not being allowed to coach soccer, Bob’s breand was a loaf of sourdough that was hard as a rock.
by Torbert February 22, 2025