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maplete

A maplete is a super smart student of geography that competes in geography competitions.
Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.
by Torbert February 12, 2025
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prayart

A Prayart is literally a prayer made not through speech but through one’s anus.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
Before his throat cancer surgery, Levi emitted a prayart to God.

When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
by Torbert March 26, 2021
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Wincest

When you marry two half empty or more windex bottles to create a single more full more bottle of Windex
Megan WIncested the cleaning supplies so now we can give Dad a full bottle and his windows a thorough cleaning.

Jeanie can you Wincest those mostly empty bottles before that new hire gets here? I don't want him to think were cheap on supplies on his first day at the car wash.
by Torbert July 6, 2018
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bowel mason

A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.
Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.
by Torbert November 9, 2022
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Gold Sore

A gold sore is a misplaced attribution of pride when you get a cold sore from someone you consider especially hot.
James is so stupid, he keeps bragging about the Gold Sore he got from Stacy.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
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Nikebetes Club

The Nikebetes Club is a Facebook group and real life group of Nike employees that have type 1 diabetes.
Scott is such as dork. He put that he was President of the Nikebetes Club at the Beaverton Campus on his Linked In profile.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
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Butt Lucky

Butt Lucky is when you have a secret desire to have anal sex and your partner brings it up and allows you to engage.
Jerry went out wth Cecilia last night and word is he was not only lucky, he was Butt Lucky!
by Torbert March 21, 2020
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