A Nikebetic is an ex Nike employee that is simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by working for Nike.
After 10 years there, Jane is totally Nikebetic.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
The Nikebetes Club is a Facebook group and real life group of Nike employees that have type 1 diabetes.
Scott is such as dork. He put that he was President of the Nikebetes Club at the Beaverton Campus on his Linked In profile.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.
Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.
by Torbert November 09, 2022
Netfuxing is when you fuck-up a Netflix subscriber's algorithm (that is or what they like) by purposely watching things on their account that they will likely hate.
Mike came back from a week long business trip, found a note saying his live in girlfriend was moving out, and then to add salt in the wound, she Netfuxed him by making all his Netflix preferences (Action Adventure and late night screw ball comedies) cooking shows and Lesbian coming of age dramas.
by Torbert April 05, 2021
To have breand is to have after your only friend be a loaf of bread.
After the accident , losing his wife, his job and not being allowed to coach soccer, Bob’s breand was a loaf of sourdough that was hard as a rock.
by Torbert February 22, 2025
A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.
Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.
Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.
Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.
by Torbert July 06, 2018
Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.
Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
by Torbert November 09, 2018