paper parent

A laser printer sears that pour souls new parent designation visiting parent.
Cut out of the family picture cast into a dumpster of hate that paper parent

Never gives up
by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020
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roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde
by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017
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fuckatree

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree
by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021
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over the bow

Ejaculating from titty fucking that clears her head
Dude I was going for the something about mary hair fondue

But I shot one over the bow
by Tonythetiler January 07, 2019
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paid at the office

Allready donated
Oh Kat that's not his baby moma

Old Tony he's getting the girlfriend experience from Karma

That dude paid at the office
by Tonythetiler November 12, 2020
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hein lick maneuver

My eyeballs nearly popped out when she gave me the hein lick maneuver.

And I can't get past the gag reflex
by Tonythetiler September 21, 2021
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weird stick in the pile

Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship
Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby

Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word

Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.
by Tonythetiler January 25, 2022
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