72 definitions by Tonythetiler

Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

by Tonythetiler November 27, 2017

roll it out

Metaphor to rolling out your large member like a roll of carpet

It wasn’t bad enough that Kat kept her big bitch pants on and blueprinted the boy fuck who only wanted a cookie the Italian lover Tony hd to roll it out to give the final seal of disapproval

by Tonythetiler November 30, 2017

Disney Daddy

The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice

Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.

Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.

Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.

by Tonythetiler January 22, 2022

agrosaxon

Aggressive person of whiteness

Red headed hot head leader of the AgroSaxons

by Tonythetiler December 13, 2017

department of the interior

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

by Tonythetiler November 13, 2016

You wanna go

Asking if you want to fight

Kat said to the unruly customer
You wanna go its been slow today

by Tonythetiler January 23, 2021

position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021