Tonythetiler 's definitions

Mitch.com

Pick up line for guys named Mitch

Baby you don't need online dating you need Mitch.com You type in all of your stuff and you end up with Mitch every time because it Mitch.Com takes the guesswork out of dating

by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018

Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017

voodoo karma

More evil than the evil

See also Judges old testament

Dude built that fuckatree house on a hillside using the negative energy from a custody situation

Teaching others how to do it

That's voodoo karma in motion

by Tonythetiler October 28, 2021

hein lick maneuver

Eating ass

My eyeballs nearly popped out when she gave me the hein lick maneuver.

And I can't get past the gag reflex

by Tonythetiler September 21, 2021

fuckatree

Voodoo kharma

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree

by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021

smurfburn

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Fur head

Forehead on a cat

Did you kiss the cat on her fur head yet?

by Tonythetiler July 9, 2019