Tony's definitions

FUPA

The fat upper pussy area (a.k.a. Gal Gut, Female tummy pouch, or "The Tire" - C.S.)

Belly shirts should be illegal on fat girls, its nasty how the FUPA is busting out. (or) Shes skinny except for the FUPA, it looks like she has a Michellin around her waist.

by Tony February 15, 2004

Hi Shikii

Swahili for doggystyle.

Dude your girlfriend loves it when I do a hi shikii on her.

by Tony February 25, 2005

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

Kaos

One of talks on vent, then when you say his name to get his attention, magically vanishes from his computer.

One who toggles on and off to impress kids who are better than him (basically everyone).

One who sucks at cs because he plays too much WoW.

"Dude, my priestess of the moon is level 36"

"Stop being a kaos fag."

by Tony March 19, 2005

wrastling

Messin' around in the grass, preferably in a park, usually in the spring or summertime

Tony was macking it and wrastling in the park with Zimmerman's sister.

by Tony May 13, 2005

Italian Hamper

When Tony takes his boyfriends dirty underwear and stuffs as many pairs as he can into his mouth.

Please, eat more hot sausage and stop wiping, I'm a real Italian Hamper dammit.

by tony May 13, 2004

essai

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

by Tony March 7, 2004