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Wal-Mart

The worst kind of evil. EVER. Right up there with sweatshops
Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...
by tony April 12, 2004
mugGet the Wal-Martmug.

Bling-top

A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.
"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"
by Tony March 30, 2004
mugGet the Bling-topmug.

slipknot

Slipknot industrial metal? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

They're a commercialized nu-metal band for little kids that don't know what real metal is. If you want to know what's industrial metal, I did recommend listening Marylin Manson, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, or Ramstein.
If Slipknot is black, death, or industrial metal, then the Beastie Boys are gangster rap.
by Tony March 1, 2004
mugGet the slipknotmug.

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.
by Tony January 28, 2004
mugGet the Miss Hockettmug.

Vanskater

a skateboarder that wheres the brand of shoes named Vans
by tony January 12, 2005
mugGet the Vanskatermug.

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