265 definitions by Tony

To be fucked, screwed or damned.
Me lleva la chingada! I'll be fucking damned!
by Tony October 18, 2003
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Gun control is a violation of our second amendment and our freedom.
Without guns we have no way of protecting our other rights.
by Tony November 03, 2003
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the reason black people are so tall....because their knee-grows.
hey leroy, do you know why black people are so tall? because their knee-grows!
by tony March 08, 2004
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Traditionally it is an ancient chinese finger toy. On the street it is used in reference to a girl that has been known to have sex with two men at the same time from both ends, hence resembling a chinese finger trap, complete with the pulling and pushing.
I fucked this girl while she was blowing my friend; she's a chinese finger trap.
by Tony April 29, 2003
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a)stupid piece of shit bitch

b)girlfriend who cheats on a guy just to make him feel like he's the cuntbag, but really, she's the cuntbag
Look at Sally over there with her new boyfriend she got 3 minutes ago. What a cuntbag!
by Tony February 07, 2004
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w8 a second.
by tony September 21, 2003
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When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.
Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.
by Tony April 21, 2004
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