hangy tits

when the breasts of a woman extend down to or past her belly button.

Damn, grandma has some hangy tits!!
Yeah but her pussy is still tighter than a turtles ass isnt it?

by tony July 17, 2006

joonies

ass, pussy, lips, guts

I wanna crush them joonies.

by Tony September 29, 2003

NUT TUGGER

When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.

Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!

by Tony August 19, 2004

merriwether

Obnoxious, lude, loud mouth ass hole.

All racist hockey players are merriwethers.

by Tony November 07, 2003

bembelegua

a four beat word for a three beat dance done in two frames of four beats where you dance only the three beats (one two three, five six seven). best demonstrated by Ben Stiller in the soon to be classic movie "Along Came Polly."

Antworten auf alte Bembelegua.
Wie können Bembelegua Eltern lernen Disziplin.
Bembelegua und Gehorsam von ihren Kindern einzufordern ohne.

by Tony August 05, 2004

molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003

man chowder

semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc

i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.

by tony July 17, 2006