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Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".
Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!
by tony July 23, 2014
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bembelegua

a four beat word for a three beat dance done in two frames of four beats where you dance only the three beats (one two three, five six seven). best demonstrated by Ben Stiller in the soon to be classic movie "Along Came Polly."
Antworten auf alte Bembelegua.
Wie können Bembelegua Eltern lernen Disziplin.
Bembelegua und Gehorsam von ihren Kindern einzufordern ohne.
by Tony August 5, 2004
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molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...
- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.
by Tony August 19, 2003
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Bott

An idividual whose only reason for existence is to establish the bottom of the barrel for mankind.

See white trash

See also loser, slow, lazy etc..
There are an endless amount of examples, here are just a few:

1. You know you're a bott when....your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

2. Jim takes just enough toilet paper off the roll so that he doesn't have to replace it. What a bott!!

3. Jim sleeps during the day after he just got a full nights sleep. What a bott!!

4. Jim walks around the house wearing cartoon boxers and loafers. What a bott!
by Tony February 13, 2004
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thumper

a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.
i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.
by tony January 28, 2004
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NUT TUGGER

When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.
Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!
by Tony August 19, 2004
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penanus

a cross between a penis and anus
Bill is a penanus.
by Tony June 26, 2006
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