Tony's definitions

cock monkey

cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head

you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?

by tony May 13, 2005

number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

by tony August 1, 2004

Jagmo

One who has a stupid face especially Paul.

Paul is such a jagmo and he needs to stop moshing grits all the time.

by Tony April 20, 2003

airsoft

game where people use tactics to try and achive an objective by using teamwork. they use replica guns and shoot at each other. powerd by gas or electric and maybe springs. vaguly similer to paintball. but paintball is a more agressive fast pave game. and airsoft is based on military concepts. paintball is a new concept all its own.

paintball and airsoft are 2 differnt things so stfu and stop saying one is better then the other. paintball isnt supposed to be realistic. its not based on anything.

by tony February 2, 2005

suck my cock

what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.

aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.

by tony January 24, 2004

sridahr

a smart man with the highest integrity and moral conviction.

sridahr is a smart man.

by tony August 17, 2004

love parade

a massive rave which takes place in Berlin, Germany evry once in a while

It'd be nice if two guys kissed each other at love parade. awww, how sweet! ^_^*

by tony April 13, 2004