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Mommieconomics

Belief in the economic theory that it is possible to SPEND one's way out of bankruptcy.
"The legislature engaged in Mommieconomics when they passed the 800 gazillion dollar spending budget for this fiscal year. "
by Tomicus February 25, 2009
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Star Trek: The Glare Generation

The tongue-in-cheek title of the latest Star Trek film released in 2009 and masterfully produced and directed by JJ Abrams.
Dude, I loved that movie, but I couldn't figure out how to refer to it after all the other Star Trek films. I finally settled on Star Trek: The Glare Generation because of its cool futuristic lighting style.
by Tomicus May 17, 2009
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Gluteneer

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.
Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?
by Tomicus May 4, 2010
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Talibanical

Employing the use of the "force of government" by a religious group or sect in order to impose a belief system, behavior system, or series of customs on members of a society or collection of societies under the premise that it is a "god(s) will."

This may be achieved by legislation, judicial means, direct executive action, or by the employment of the government educational system.

Generally achieved by social, emotional, philosophical, or directly physical intimidation.
"The way those people are treated is simply Talibanical. What business is it of the government anyway whether someone is married or unmarried. I mean besides the confiscation of their hard earned money so that government can give it to me of course."
by Tomicus April 20, 2009
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Alch-Calc

Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.
Damn, I drank like a fish last night! My Alch-Calc is 25 hours!
by Tomicus April 6, 2009
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Nattoo

The nanotechnology equivalent of a tatoo, able to change the design and color automatically as a result of implated nanotechnology "Ink."
Dude, I just got the coolest Nattoo. I can show pix of my rocket ship and make cash advertising for Poison Energy Drinks at the same time!
by Tomicus May 30, 2009
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Ultra-Terrestrial

An individual who is exceptionally active and prone to the outdoors.
My cousin is always outdoors! If he is not parasailing or dirtbiking, he is parasailing or skiing. You've heard of Extra-Terrestrials? He's an Ultra-Terrestrial!
by Tomicus April 6, 2009
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