n-aw-t-oo-l (n.) One who people say is a tool, and is being used, but knows that it's happening. These people can either do nothing to help their nottoolism, or they just might not care. Whatever it is, they are very different from the average tool.
(They may also be a nihilist, an elitist, or they're crazy.)
"While the kids at school believe that Johnny is just a tool, what they don't realize is that he is, in fact, quite the 1337 h4xx0rz and is turning the proverbial tables by, in reality, nottooling those sorry n00bs."
"I am just a player, because I just nottooled those kids at school. I am God."
Ferminted Soy Beans. I actually found some great definitions on the web, "It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole."
*Mark after eating Natto*
Mark: The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.
The art of combining karaoke and consumption of large quantities of cheap beer. The more Natty Light you consume on karaoke night, the better everyone looks and sounds.
Last night we went to the Buckaneer Bar in Tulsa for Karaoke night. We made it Nattyoke Night.
After splitting many buckets of Natty Light, I thought I was Charlie Sheen combined with Young MC. I felt the need to perform Bust a Move and all of the women looked like Bree Olson but sang like the 90s Whitney Houston.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.