n-aw-t-oo-l (n.) One who people say is a tool, and is being used, but knows that it's happening. These people can either do nothing to help their nottoolism, or they just might not care. Whatever it is, they are very different from the average tool.
(They may also be a nihilist, an elitist, or they're crazy.)
"While the kids at school believe that Johnny is just a tool, what they don't realize is that he is, in fact, quite the 1337 h4xx0rz and is turning the proverbial tables by, in reality, nottooling those sorry n00bs."
"I am just a player, because I just nottooled those kids at school. I am God."
Ferminted Soy Beans. I actually found some great definitions on the web, "It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole."
*Mark after eating Natto*
Mark: The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.
The art of combining karaoke and consumption of large quantities of cheap beer. The more Natty Light you consume on karaoke night, the better everyone looks and sounds.
Last night we went to the Buckaneer Bar in Tulsa for Karaoke night. We made it Nattyoke Night.
After splitting many buckets of Natty Light, I thought I was Charlie Sheen combined with Young MC. I felt the need to perform Bust a Move and all of the women looked like Bree Olson but sang like the 90s Whitney Houston.