7 definitions by Tom.Van
I will go enjoy some wonkets with my jolly friends!
Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!
Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!
Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!
Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!
by Tom.Van December 1, 2009
When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by Tom.Van May 3, 2010
The sixth installment of the Saw horror movie franchise, as shown by the trailer, most likely the tipping point of the series where horror changes into a heavy-handed Michael Moore style political documentary, as shown by how Jigsaw begins talking about healthcare to one of his victims.
Anybody up to watch Saw VI for halloween?
OH GOD THAT DUDE JUST GOT SHOT AND HIS FAC-OH OKAY HEALTHCARE SHOULD BE DECIDED BY DOCTORS
OH GOD THAT DUDE JUST GOT SHOT AND HIS FAC-OH OKAY HEALTHCARE SHOULD BE DECIDED BY DOCTORS
by Tom.Van October 11, 2009
People who think they're clever. Often blow off his music with closed-minded comments like "All rap sucks, I like Metallica" "Rap died with run-DMC", or "He has Adam Levine in a song, he MUST suck". Other comments include "He uses auto-tune, he must be terrible."
They ignore how West's albums all have critical acclaim, his technical skill at rapping, his brilliant production, that he started a foundation to help inner city kids go through school, that he blamed himself for his mother's tragic death.
These people usually call West a gayfish because they heard it on South Park, and all repeat it like sheep, thinking that they are clever and nobody else heard it, even though the show has an average of 3 million viewers on each episode alone, as well as people who watched re-runs or heard about it.
They'll always mention/make their own parody of when Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV VMA awards, usually saying something like "Yo I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West SUCKS LOL xDDDD". They think that they are the first people to say this, despite that:
a.Every person on Facebook ever commented on that incident within a day.
b.The VMA's themselves got 9 million viewers.
c.The joke is widely agreed to have reached it's tipping point about 48 hours after it happened.
They also often think Obama is a great President because he called West a jackass, not because of his policies on issues like healthcare and the economy.
They ignore how West's albums all have critical acclaim, his technical skill at rapping, his brilliant production, that he started a foundation to help inner city kids go through school, that he blamed himself for his mother's tragic death.
These people usually call West a gayfish because they heard it on South Park, and all repeat it like sheep, thinking that they are clever and nobody else heard it, even though the show has an average of 3 million viewers on each episode alone, as well as people who watched re-runs or heard about it.
They'll always mention/make their own parody of when Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV VMA awards, usually saying something like "Yo I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West SUCKS LOL xDDDD". They think that they are the first people to say this, despite that:
a.Every person on Facebook ever commented on that incident within a day.
b.The VMA's themselves got 9 million viewers.
c.The joke is widely agreed to have reached it's tipping point about 48 hours after it happened.
They also often think Obama is a great President because he called West a jackass, not because of his policies on issues like healthcare and the economy.
Kanye West Hater: Hey guys, did you hear about the VMA's? (in distorted voice) yo imma let you finish but i'm a gay fish!
Bro: That isn't funny at all.
Kanye West Hater: All yur base are belong to us!!11!!!
Bro: Go suck the dick of 2001 internet trends.
Rap rhymes with crap which means that rap sucks, Kanye West raps, therefore Kanye sucks.
I like Dragonforce.
Gayfish so randum xDDDDDDD
Bro: That isn't funny at all.
Kanye West Hater: All yur base are belong to us!!11!!!
Bro: Go suck the dick of 2001 internet trends.
Rap rhymes with crap which means that rap sucks, Kanye West raps, therefore Kanye sucks.
I like Dragonforce.
Gayfish so randum xDDDDDDD
by Tom.Van October 1, 2009
Hilarious comedian featured in Funny People, portrayed by the Michael Jordan of comedy Aziz Ansari. Known for his DJ, making jokes about blowjobs, and dancing in his routines.
Recent whereabouts show that he's making a mixtape with Dave Sitek of TV on the Radio fame. Unfortunately, the song 'Baby Baby', set to be on the mixtape, was stolen by Justin Bieber.
Recent whereabouts show that he's making a mixtape with Dave Sitek of TV on the Radio fame. Unfortunately, the song 'Baby Baby', set to be on the mixtape, was stolen by Justin Bieber.
"Dude, have you heard about that RAAAAAAAANDY?"
"Yeah man, his shit is so funny!"
"Did you hear about Raaaaaaaandy? He is AAAAAAAANGRY!"
"Yeah man, his shit is so funny!"
"Did you hear about Raaaaaaaandy? He is AAAAAAAANGRY!"
by Tom.Van May 3, 2010
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by Tom.Van May 24, 2010