538 definitions by Tom

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 20, 2003

dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

by Tom March 16, 2005

daddeln

herumspielen, sich die Zeit vertreiben

Ich daddel rum.

by Tom June 7, 2004

Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

by Tom January 21, 2004

poutsos

greek word for dick
(masculine - o poutsos)
(feminine - i poutsa)
(neutral - to poutsaki =small dick)

Exo oraio poutso (=I have a beautiful dick)
Katse ston poutso mou (=sit on my dick)

by Tom December 4, 2003

bucackie

bust a nut

i bucackied all over her chin

by Tom June 15, 2003