Tom's definitions

bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

by Tom February 26, 2005

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005

Bukakkalypse

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.

Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20

by Tom December 21, 2007

idst

If Destroyed, Stays True.

Put on the end of messages by immature schoolchildren so that if a message is destroyed, it's appatrently still true- regardless of wether or not it was true in the first place.

Can easily be counteracted by destroying the IDST first, removing it's protection, then removing said message.

"rick is gaaaay. IDST"

by Tom January 15, 2005

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically
to express disapproval

Econ class was just nutsacular today. That teacher's lisp could not have been more annoying.

by tom April 4, 2005

farecon

he the head anti white klan they want to bankurbt the gov by pay all decendents of the slaves for thare labore to the tune a cuple mill per slave among other insane propaganda in faver blacks (please note i am not raceist but he taking it a litle to far

farcone and his kronies should meet with kkk and that would take the both of them

by tom November 11, 2003