Todd's definitions

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

angular

word to describe anything that is cool

polar opposite of linear

Todd Ean and Lance are all angular.
Ralph is tonka-core and linear.

by todd February 23, 2005

3 alfie

the lamest most expensive partys for RIT, fuck jim that sucked, 3-20-03

bush beer blows

by Todd March 28, 2003

bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

by Todd October 8, 2003

gbanger

Someone to penetrate the g spot found both in men and women. Usually done by a sexamaniac.

by Todd August 27, 2003