Definitions by Todd

LT LEE 

Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonely pathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.

Have you seen the LT today?

No, he was out at the gay bar all night.

LT LEE by Todd March 2, 2005

Askam Pennsylvania 

Lower class area in Pennsylvania. Residents include hicks, scumbags, crackheads and losers.

Dont go slummin up in Askam

Askam Pennsylvania by todd February 24, 2005

angular 

word to describe anything that is cool

polar opposite of linear

Todd Ean and Lance are all angular.
Ralph is tonka-core and linear.

angular by todd February 23, 2005

Fudgie Juggler 

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

Fudgie Juggler by Todd February 20, 2005

oklahoma running faucet 

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

oklahoma running faucet by Todd January 30, 2005

atlantic city slot machine 

a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.

"yeah i know it was gay."

"why what happened"

"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."

atlantic city slot machine by Todd January 30, 2005

Hotpet 

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.

"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."

Hotpet by Todd January 19, 2005