Todd's definitions

Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 24, 2006

Shizwack

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.

"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"

by Todd March 23, 2004

voveh

known as the flying circus ape from his 8th grade rep then became popular for getting head from girls and blowing them off like seconds later and now has become a metric ton weight.

surname: villa

oh crap thats villa over there isnt it? yeah he didnt have lunch yet today id watch out.

by Todd January 10, 2005

logflume lee

the most famous 05 member at HMHS who is in the ghetto madrigals and has a rep for doing the dirtiest things on earth

yeah logflume lee wasnt in a good mood today id stay out of her way.

by Todd January 10, 2005

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by Todd January 30, 2005

auw(x)a

It is the alpha and the omega. It is the beginning and the end. It is everything and it is nothing.

In spelling and pronunciation the x is both silent and removed but it is always thought!

0 / infinity = auwa

by Todd April 23, 2003

stank box

a dirty chick's twat

I wanna hit that stank box.

by Todd August 15, 2003