monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 12, 2003

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 16, 2005

memphis wig

10 90, otherwise known as a mullet.

Look at the memphis wig on the guy in the Camaro.

by Todd August 06, 2004

to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

by TODD March 25, 2004

Bucket Fanny

a deep and wide vagina

Old whores have bucket fannys

by Todd October 23, 2003

ogopogo

the american version of the loch ness monster that lives in lake champlain

oh on mo its ogopogo

by Todd January 16, 2004

Brick-a-Brick

Term used to explain that you got some action the night before

yeah, last night I got a little brick a brick

by Todd December 16, 2004