dirty knees

Clear evidence of performing fellatio.

When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.

by tman March 11, 2004

love junk

any fluid that come from you being nasty.

We were on the couch going at it and I
pulled my living rod out and sprayed her
belly with my Love Junk.

by tman May 13, 2005

asset

when your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall

erika is very flat but has a large asset so its all good.

by tman March 30, 2005

funbags

1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.

1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."

by tman September 06, 2004

flatback

A sexually promiscuous woman who prefers the missionary position. Originally used in detective novels of the 1930s and 1940s as "flatbacker".

"My sister was the neighborhood flatback."

by tman March 13, 2004

mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

by tman July 03, 2004

mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

by tman August 11, 2003