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At least it's not semen. 

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.
"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."
At least it's not semen. by Tits October 2, 2007

candy mary 

Stop fucking crying, already. No one cares that your girlfriend dumped you. Man up, you candy mary!
candy mary by Tits July 29, 2006

kingsville 

since kingsville is smack in the middle of Bel Air and Perry Hall, it is sometimes a forgotten town. When one thinks'kingsville' you may call to mind flannel shirt wearing, country music blaring, middle-aged, alcoholic truck drivin' men. You may confuse your whereabouts to be in dundalk when your driving down a backroad and see signs giving away "free-Stuff." Kids who grow up in kingsville quickly learn you don't "hang-out" around that town theres nothing to do besides getting hammered with your parents. The cool ones just "shimmy" over to p-hall or bel air, cuz they are obviously so much cooler. places to hang out in kingsville include: Church parking lots, the kingsville market, or kings-court motel. If your really looking to shake things up come on down to The Annual St. Stephens Carnival. but if its not that time of year, your best bet is to head over to bel air and try to fit your redneck blood in with the cooler kids who get like getting STONEDDDD and going to harford mall.(but we take all the credit in teaching them to throw down a few brewskis)
"whats going on tonight?"
"Havent you heard?? the St Stephens Carnival!!"
"you go to that shit?"
"yeah man, who doesn't like listening to shitty music and being stared down by 40 yr old men and over, plus my parents work it and will be wasted."
"sweet! Lets go roll a blutski with the Bel Airians, take a few shots and go dude"
"Yeah! maybe we can hit a few deer while were drinkin and dirvin!!!"
kingsville by TITS April 21, 2005

they stole picassos painting

Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...

They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.
they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!
they stole picassos painting by tits February 10, 2005
Guns; i.e. gats, glocks, AKs, Thangs
"These niggaz got toyz, that'll end ya life!"
Toyz by Tits December 3, 2004
Miami's DJ; aka "The Pimp with the Limp"
"Even though everybody's in the zone, Laz ordered another bottle of Bacardi Limon"
Laz by Tits December 3, 2004
Chick With Dicks, see also trannies
damn, that ugly bi*ch has to have CWD
CWD by tits February 12, 2004