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Definitions by Tiny dancer at the girls forum

Duck flatulence 

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart
Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

Dis-knee to the groin 

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies
Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

A melania 

To steal small portions of another's speech to borderline plagiarize
Donald didn't mind when his wife pulled a melania because she makes up for it in other ways

Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known
James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views

Jaeger scooter 

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

Blue goo 

Smurf cum
Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron

Schnozdick 

Long bulbous nose that can stimulate female genitalia to orgasm
Rodney took care of business, hands- and penis-free, with his Schnozdick