Timmy's definitions

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015

password shuffle

Constantly changing your password so crackers can't get in.

Hun I did the password shuffle too many times and forgot my password.

by Timmy March 27, 2016

cuthead

loves giving head, enjoys to play with fire, but then likes to burn the house down, GET OUT AND STAY OUT

cuthead loves the cock

by timmy October 16, 2003

drunk slut

is someone who likes to cheat on her boyfriend with other guys.

Angela is a drunk slut!!

by timmy October 18, 2003

cuntler

a girl who gets called a cunt but actually enjoys the fire!!

Cuntler has a thing for GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!

by Timmy October 27, 2003

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

by Timmy November 4, 2003

Egged

Tossing a rancid egg at a hideos clown

Pressberg got egged by the speeding car and he cried like a women

by TImmY November 15, 2003