Tim's definitions

moosball

retard, a lagger, some one that looks like a monkey but is lovable =D

Monica is a moosball

by tim December 31, 2003

Pirates of the Caribbean

The best movie in the whole entire planet!!

You'll have to see the movie!!

by tim December 30, 2003

shag

doin what momma taught you not to do. "the dirty"

Mom: smell my dirty butt hole

by tim December 24, 2003

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

light urple

One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple

"I hope that box of crayons isn't missing its light urple"

by Tim December 22, 2003

switch

1. A switchblade, a knife with a retractable blade. Also can be used to refer to a butterfly knife.

They started talkin shit so I pulled my switch on em.

The got into a fight and Jimmy slashed him with the switch.

by Tim December 21, 2003

You dice?

Are you up for it?; Do you want to do this?

Hey, we are going down to the mall, you dice?

by Tim December 21, 2003