jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 07, 2004

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time

I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now

by tim April 19, 2005

grot

Similar to scrub, grot is used to define an unclean or otherwise dirty event, person or thing.

Today I was a grot and wore the same clothes I had on yesterday.

by Tim August 24, 2004

bastardly

adverb

1. Bastard-like

2. The description of one's actions being like that of a bastard

Chris bastardly chastised Dan for his inadequate performance even though he didn't deserve it.

by Tim November 10, 2004

Buttbaby

A person conceived via anal sex as opposed to vaginal sex that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.

Phil is a buttbaby and he therefore is fucked up looking.

by Tim November 04, 2004

glorthok

revised definition:

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded.
2. Any person such as Hitler or Ghandi capable of influencing the masses to do their will, whether for better or for worse.
3. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof.
4. A stupid people (sic).

The Nuremberg rallies

by Tim April 14, 2004

Glorthok

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded
2. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof
3. A stupid people (sic)

At my school one time, the power went out while we were in the cafeteria. Suddenly, ½ the people in the cafeteria flocked to the windows, the only possible explanation being that some Malevolent extra-dimensional force told them to.

by Tim February 28, 2004