Nonce Patrol

A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.

Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.
"I'm excited to join The Nonce Patrol ranks"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Fuck Sake

What I say when my definitions are rejected.

So how about this one?
'Definition not published'

Me: Fuck Sake
by Thot Patrol 69 June 01, 2019
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DickCock

A person you deeply despise who you would often call a dick or a cock. But, this person, you hate so much, it is simply not enough to say just dick, so dickcock is used.
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Nice Guys Finish Last

A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.

Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"

Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 01, 2019
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Nonce

"You sir, are a nonce"
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Minecraft Gang

A group of mainly 10 year old kids who think they are well hard. They inhabit the realm of Minecraft and will often raid Roblox servers to spread Minecraftism.
"That Minecraft Gang is full of fucktards"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 01, 2019
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User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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