21 definitions by Thor

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
by Thor February 14, 2005
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Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
by Thor February 14, 2005
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(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.
We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.
by Thor November 05, 2004
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A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.
"My Love for you is ticking clock, berserker"

"My Love for you is like a truck, berserker"
by Thor August 24, 2004
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A common mispronunciation of the word "black". Often used by white people from South Africa to discribe their fellow country-men
"by god! 'es Blek!"

"So Many Blek Peeple in Seeth Efrika!"
by Thor August 24, 2004
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Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.
She looked real good... but her face (butterface)
by Thor March 03, 2003
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