Thor's definitions

(v.) rush

To seriously fuck someone up.

We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton.

by Thor December 10, 2004

mozshin

Mozshin, discovered in 2004 by two Starbooglesoft employees, is a word with multiple definitions and of Russian (emo) origins.

1 - A disease which is highly lethal and easily spread. Get tested and inform all your past partners if you have it.
2 - A spiced food (an aquired taste).
3 - A Russian club drug that will make you see daisies in traffic cones, if you know what I mean. Use with caution, or not at all, unless you're ready for some craaaazy times.

"Dude, that guy frenched a horse when he was on mozshin, and he got a really bad incurable case of mozshin, and now he's lamenting the fact that he has less than a year to live and only one more Christmas to have a traditional Mozshin dinner."

by Thor December 25, 2004

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

Ben Franklin

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

by Thor November 5, 2004

blek

A common mispronunciation of the word "black". Often used by white people from South Africa to discribe their fellow country-men

"by god! 'es Blek!"

"So Many Blek Peeple in Seeth Efrika!"

by Thor August 24, 2004

uonna

Mythic Rock disco in Rome during the 70s which sported outragious live events and urban feasts promoted by Tazzuti and his Ritter-Tod und Teufel art productions.

Dai, njamo al Uonna? Si, fammi' entra'! Fammi' imbocca'!

by Thor October 22, 2003

whelp

Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".

by Thor April 3, 2005