Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch
2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
by Thor February 14, 2005
You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".
by Thor April 03, 2005
by Thor March 04, 2003
"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."
by Thor August 23, 2004
Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.
Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
by THOR October 15, 2004
The epitomy of coolness. Aptly described by his PGN post count "|337!!!11". Better than Valdaspam, <3 Midge any day.
I wish I were Thomear!
by Thor December 12, 2004
A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.
by Thor August 24, 2004