Thor's definitions

Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 2, 2004

whelp

Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".

by Thor April 3, 2005

thetable

The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk

"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."

by Thor August 23, 2004

Ben Franklin

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

by Thor November 5, 2004

mozshin

Mozshin, discovered in 2004 by two Starbooglesoft employees, is a word with multiple definitions and of Russian (emo) origins.

1 - A disease which is highly lethal and easily spread. Get tested and inform all your past partners if you have it.
2 - A spiced food (an aquired taste).
3 - A Russian club drug that will make you see daisies in traffic cones, if you know what I mean. Use with caution, or not at all, unless you're ready for some craaaazy times.

"Dude, that guy frenched a horse when he was on mozshin, and he got a really bad incurable case of mozshin, and now he's lamenting the fact that he has less than a year to live and only one more Christmas to have a traditional Mozshin dinner."

by Thor December 25, 2004

uonna

Mythic Rock disco in Rome during the 70s which sported outragious live events and urban feasts promoted by Tazzuti and his Ritter-Tod und Teufel art productions.

Dai, njamo al Uonna? Si, fammi' entra'! Fammi' imbocca'!

by Thor October 22, 2003

Thor

The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning. He wields his magical hammer "Mjolnir".

by Thor May 16, 2003