Thor's definitions

ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

by Thor May 13, 2005

Thor

The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning. He wields his magical hammer "Mjolnir".

by Thor May 16, 2003

(v.) rush

To seriously fuck someone up.

We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton.

by Thor December 10, 2004

ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

by Thor May 13, 2005

o'neill

aka "the o'neill"

the asgard's most technologically advanced ship, designed to fight agaisnt replicators

named after colonel jack o'neill

by thor December 9, 2003

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

Ben Franklin

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

by Thor November 5, 2004