Micky Dee’s wifi

Garbage wifi

Man hes got some Micky Dee’s wifi

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Quicker than a dog

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.

Man that boys quicker than a dog!

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

The town bicycle

A term refering to a woman who sleeps around alot

Hey isn’t Tiffany thicc

Yeah but I heard she was the town bicycle

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Predefinary jintidis

An excuse to stay home

(If they ask say it is when you get multiple diseases at once and the doctor doesn’t know what all of them mean)

Nah I can’t im sorry I have Predefinary jintidis

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

than a dog

My redneck father uses this alot. It is used to say something is more extreme than normal.

Man your skinnier than a dog you better eat that steak boy .

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Hentanope

When you find out that anime has a porn version

Hey look at this wait HENTANOPE IM OUT

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Andelontitis

The disease were you don’t have the exact symptoms for a disease but your parent or gaurdian diagnoses you with it.

Oh yeah timmy has strep we had to call the school.

Did you go to the doctor?

Well no but..

Nah he got Andelontitis with your self prescripting ass.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019