When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
by The_JDH January 17, 2017
A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.
by The_JDH August 19, 2009
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A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
A piece of shit from Utah.
by The_JDH August 19, 2009
by The_JDH January 18, 2013
1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.
by The_JDH November 25, 2009