Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.
by The_JDH January 17, 2017
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grogastic

A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.
I drank some guiness and took a grogastic St. Patty's Day shit!!!
by The_JDH August 19, 2009
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poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.
the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!
by The_JDH November 01, 2011
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Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
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Uturd

Man, every time I come to Idaho I gotta deal with all these Uturds.
by The_JDH August 19, 2009
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Boofcake

An athletically built african american male. An exceptionally well physiqued black man.
Damn! Shaniquakeisha, check out that boofcake over there! He gonna be my next baby daddy!
by The_JDH January 18, 2013
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wang pipe

1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.
Sarah blew my wang pipe last night till I hit a high note all over her chin.
by The_JDH November 25, 2009
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