The_JDH's definitions

Kimchi Kumquat

A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.

Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?

by The_JDH February 14, 2012

Uturd

A piece of shit from Utah.

Man, every time I come to Idaho I gotta deal with all these Uturds.

by The_JDH August 19, 2009

Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011

grogastic

A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.

I drank some guiness and took a grogastic St. Patty's Day shit!!!

by The_JDH August 19, 2009

Boofcake

An athletically built african american male. An exceptionally well physiqued black man.

Damn! Shaniquakeisha, check out that boofcake over there! He gonna be my next baby daddy!

by The_JDH January 18, 2013

wang pipe

1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.

Sarah blew my wang pipe last night till I hit a high note all over her chin.

by The_JDH November 25, 2009