TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

sparklefluff

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff

Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 4, 2016

WTDF

What the Double Fuck!!

An even more enthusiastic expression than WTF (What The Fuck).

They WHAT?? WTDF...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky November 27, 2018

Sexual Anarchy

Nobody knows what this means.

CK: The Super Bowl halftime show was sexual anarchy.
Everyone else: Wha??

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 14, 2022

Woke

Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.

The opposite of Woke is Doze.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 24, 2023

Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024

Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020