zero sum game

In game theory (and economic theory) a zero-sum game is a situation where one persons (or entities) gain has a corresponding loss from another person (or entity).
Initech employee 1: "Hey, everyone took big pieces of the cake now Milton doesn't have one."

Initech employee 2: "Cake is a zero sum game, man."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 15, 2014
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poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.
Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.
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Semen Demon

A pejorative for children, especially children that aren't well behaved.
Those little semen demons are disturbing everyone
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Pretzeling

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
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Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.
"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 18, 2013
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sparklefluff

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff
Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 22, 2016
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Woke

Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.
The opposite of Woke is Doze.
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