TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

sparklefluff

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff

Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 4, 2016

zero sum game

In game theory (and economic theory) a zero-sum game is a situation where one persons (or entities) gain has a corresponding loss from another person (or entity).

Initech employee 1: "Hey, everyone took big pieces of the cake now Milton doesn't have one."

Initech employee 2: "Cake is a zero sum game, man."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 15, 2014

RBMF

Rat Bastid MotherFucker

That sales person is a real RBMF...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky June 29, 2024

Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020

FlufferNutter

A performer in the porn industry who has a reputation for blowing his load (nutting) while being serviced by a fluffer.

Joey's a FlufferNutter, his scenes never last long. He always nuts his fluffer.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 12, 2023

Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015