TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Thank you to the person who

A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple as “thank you” to someone in public.

Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Apartment 308

The 8th suite on the third floor of an apartment block. Stereotypically, these suites will ALWAYS have a fat chick with a boyfriend who is at least 8 years older than her who has a weak-ass pull-out game. As a result of said pull-out game, this suite will also have one kid that is his and one kid that is hers. The failure of a father is unnecessarily loud because he thinks his kids like it; without realizing that he’s high key traumatizing them for life with shitty parenting. Apartment 308 is known for having residents that still believe in high school shit such as promise rings and Disney movies, along with thinking that having 5 different girlfriends and 3 different jobs over the last 10 years is considered as successful. The fat chick 95% of the time is only in it for the money as she is fully aware that the degree path she chose to get was useless and can’t hold down any sort of job whatsoever, seeing as something as simple as walking up a flight of stairs is viewed as overexertion to her.

Hi Caretaker, I’d like to file a noise complaint.

“Is it Apartment 308 again?”
Yep.

“*sigh* alright”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

transstraight

Trans people who are interested in the same sex that they were born as. It basically means gay but if you say that people will rage at you and lose their shit.

Hi Samantha!

“UM ITS SAMUEL NOW!”

Uh ok, want to date My sister Allison?
“UM NO IM TRANSSTRAIGHT”
Yeah, I know you’re gay, that’s why I’m asking.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers

*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.

I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Polyamorous

A thing girls say they are to politely tell you that they sleep with someone different daily.

Also see: greasy hoe

I’m polyamorous.

“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 10, 2021