Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.

Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.

“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023

Coming out

A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God

“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.

“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Hack

A word that Gen z calls something when they either

A) learned an old way of doing something that is slightly easier than the way they do it currently, or

B) decided to use an object for its unintended purpose and think that they’re being clever

I was today years old when I learned this hack; you can use a knife block for storing knives!!! Omg imagine not doing it this wayyyy???? So lit!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 28, 2023

Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023

Backup Call

Used by people when they go on a first date that they think might be kinda sketchy. A Backup Call is performed by changing a friends name in your phone to someone of high importance (Babysitter, Manager, Son/Daughter, Brother/Sister, etc) and having said friend call you 30-60 minutes into a first date. If the date is going to shit, this can be used to make up an excuse to leave early. Just make sure you have a bullshit story to use so when they ask “what’s wrong?” you have a sentence or two that you can tell them.

You’re welcome, you lying bitch.

Curtis, are you busy Thursday night?
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021