Definitions by The return of light Joker

chug 

1. to drink a large amount of liquid quickly

2. to move along, especially in a slow and laborious manner

He looked like the type of idiot who would chug a bottle of hot sauce.

chug by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2010

zipper morals

loose morals, implies that the person has an excessive desire and willingness to unzip one's fly

Judging by his mannerisms, that guy probably has zipper morals.

zipper morals by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2010

bible-thumper 

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others

I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.

bible-thumper by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

iron out 

1. to arrange satisfactorily, straighten out

2. to shoot someone with a handgun

I had to iron out the plans for vacation.

iron out by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

laugh all the way to the bank 

To be amused and gratified with a forseen victory (from a complete reversal of the phrase cry all the way to the bank)

If I could pull of something like that I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

laugh all the way to the bank by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010

oil 

flattery of an insincere or unscrupulous sort

I did not believe her oil for a minute.

oil by The Return of Light Joker December 12, 2010

garden 

a woman's pubic hair or genitals

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.

garden by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2010