The return of light Joker's definitions

scum

1. semen

2. any thick gunk

3. a despicable person

There was scum everywhere.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2008

on paper

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically

The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008

break the ice

to get to know a person or people by avoiding awkwardness

This is an opportune time to break the ice.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2009

in-your-face

confrontational and impudent, aggressively confrontational,

Why is the guy who made this movie so in-your-face about his beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2011

allergic to

having a strong aversion to a particular person or thing

I am allergic to camping.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2008

Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008