The return of Light Joker's definitions

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

fizz

a carbonated drink, especially soda or champagne

This fizz is stale.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2010

muzak

1. bland pre-recorded background music heard in elevators and other public places

2. any uninteresting music

I hate that muzak in the office.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2009

silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2008

pint-sized

short or small, especially said of a person

This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2011

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008