The return of Light Joker's definitions

opener

the first of a series of items, events, etc

The opener he requested a heavy duty sandblaster.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2011

Fat Albert

1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)

How did he got to ride Fat Albert.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2008

lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008

tag

1. an automobile license plate

2. to spray paint graffiti with ones name on a wall

I lost my temp tag again.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

watering hole

a tavern or saloon

Let's leave this watering hole behind.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

yoked

having well defined abdominal muscles

He may be yoked but he can't sing for nothin.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2009

oyster

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2010