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the ugly truth

the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.
by The king Friday February 11, 2014
mugGet the the ugly truthmug.

reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants
lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school
by The king Friday September 8, 2013
mugGet the reliable specialmug.

im a little teapot

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out
lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
mugGet the im a little teapotmug.

roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth
lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch
by The king Friday April 20, 2014
mugGet the roof jobmug.

BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie
Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week
by The king Friday August 21, 2015
mugGet the BlackBerry cream piemug.

the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery
i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color
by The king Friday September 8, 2013
mugGet the the sniffles beardmug.

lethal lady

the act of a guy dressing up in a florida gators mascot costume the having sex with his woman while she does the hand motion of the gator bite
shelly and I did the lethal lady while i was using the gators mascot costume since she is a gators fan
by The king Friday September 9, 2013
mugGet the lethal ladymug.

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