daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

Ka Ka

1. cross-eyed or cockeyed
2. grade school children's euphamism for shit

Note: Term was used a few times by "Al" on the tv show QUANTUM LEAP; which definition was intended is a matter of personal interpretation.

"His view of the situation is ka ka."

"I just made a ka ka in my pants."

by The Doctor September 02, 2004

Sixty-eight

A sexual position, rather like "69," except with "68," your sexual partner does you first and then you owe them one.

I'd say that sixty-eight is by far my favorite sexual position.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004

git

a pregnant camel in the sahara

man that camels fat or man thats one pregnant camel

by the doctor May 13, 2005

da lou

Short for St. Louis, Missouri. (Not to be confused with the loo, British slang for the toilet.)

We went to da lou for a good time.

by The Doctor September 24, 2004

Ya Face

Literally, "your face" but used as if to say "your ugly face," usually as a non sequitur in answer to questions.

"Why did you want to talk to me?"

"Ya face!"

by The Doctor November 11, 2004