Definitions by The Thegn of Tottington

Rum Cove 

Formerly a phrase meaning someone’s either bit odd or untrustworthy,the former being explicit and the latter being implic,it has now become a code phrase especially on the web for incitement to kill,usually used by people on the militant right about far-leftists.

That Femi’s a bit of a rum cove.

Rum Cove by The Thegn of Tottington September 12, 2025

Ghey

An alternative spelling of GAY which was a homosexualist acronym of good as you. The spelling is used by people who do not believe that sexual deviants are “good as you”. It is often used to indicate effeminate behaviour that pro homosexual activists would describe as stereotyping but is actually pattern recognition.

That Keir Starmer is as ghey as a shitty dick.

Ghey by The Thegn of Tottington August 16, 2025

Knigger 

A person of servile subsaharan ancestry who demands reparations from white peoples or nations or states for slavery. The word is derived from a derogatory word formerly used for people of African ancestry which is now not merely considered wrong to use directly but even to indirectly refer to . People of subsaharan ancestry who do not demand reparations are now referred to as people of colour. The k in knigger is silent which can sometimes lead to confusion.

The Democrat candidate for my congressional district at the last election was described by CNN as a person of color but turned out to be a knigger.

Knigger by The Thegn of Tottington July 11, 2025

Wordigger 

An alternative to the term “the n word” used to emphasise the fact that it is only the “n” in the “n word” that makes the igger sound offensive. Bigger digger and trigger for example are not considered offensive.

I was careful not to use the WORDigger as the place was crawling with n’s.

Wordigger by The Thegn of Tottington June 10, 2025

noncon 

Person of Levantine ancestry who affects a faux-conservative ideology. Possibly derived from non conspiratorial as historians are almost unanimous in asserting that these people have a particular aversion to conspiracies.

President Trump was bound to win the 2024 election as the noncon faction of the elite had agreed with the other factions that the election was going to be safe and secure.

noncon by The Thegn of Tottington March 19, 2025

Cox

verb To assassinate a Leftist.

The Organisation Consul (OC) was notorious in post First World War Germany for its coxing.

Cox by The Thegn of Tottington August 29, 2024

Ociffer 

A person holding a position, especially but not exclusively in the public sector,who is claiming some sort of equivalence in rank,status or authority to a commissioned officer in the armed forces. The most common example of this in the United Kingdom is that of ‘police officer’ a term which is even (mis)used in legislation. The origin of the word is in the scenario of a police constable stopping an erratic driver on suspicion of drunken driving were the suspect confirms the Police Constable’s suspicions by asking “what appears to be the problem ociffer?”. The reason it is incorrect for British policemen and women to be called officers is that the civil equivalent of a military commission is the commission of the peace which is held by Justices of the Peace. A police constable holds the king’s warrant not the king’s commission. Legally Constable is the only police rank,other ‘ranks’ such as Chief Superintendent,are at best appointments (like the army equivalent of a warrant officer 1st class holding the appointment of RSM) at worst internal job descriptions.

I could tell the police ociffer strutting about was a chief superintendent because he was kitted out in a uniform with ‘rank insignia’ identical to that of a lieutenant colonel.

Ociffer by The Thegn of Tottington March 11, 2024