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Brutish

They way you spell and pronounce "British" like a demonized child in girlish bohemian clothes thus looking like a French girl. The reason why "Brutish" is close to "British" is not only because of the Brexit vote and progress but for how they antagonize Mainland Europe just like in a number of TV "programs" featuring "British" people especially to mention that they are proud war-freaks hence they are not fit to be in the E.U. since the E.U. is generally built for peace so that is why Brexit Britain will be just a Great "Brutain", isle of grayish "Brutes" in which it echoes the pragmatic French and Germans realizing that they call them names such as "rosbif(s)" and "Inselaffe(n)".
La connard! Those "Brutish" beasts just wanna invade Brussels with their Brexit fantasies just like how they are seen on TV and in the "movies", time to punish those "Brutish" roast beefs!

The "Brutish" people are the ones who pioneered their lousy culture exclusive for men only hence they invented FHM and other magazines like Arena...

Don't ever listen to sexist Brexit "Brutish" music like Ed Sheeran, why not try "Numa Numa", "Hard Rock Hallelujah", any French singer who is plain meaningless or "Du Hast" to make you feel European than "Brutish"!
by The Saviour of Takeshima June 16, 2018
mugGet the Brutishmug.

Bro cuisine

Any kind of cuisine (but these foods and drinks are primarily taste dry and bitter) served, eaten and made ironically yet primarily to "men"/"bro(s)" like hamburgers/sandwiches, steaks, dry seafood, alcoholics, other bony foods, etc... As opposed to those primarily served, eaten and made by women yet ironically like cake(s). pastries, etc. and that is described as "Sis cuisine"
"Bro cuisine" feels ironic to me... No skinny and tall b**ch have ever tried that at all...
by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018
mugGet the Bro cuisinemug.

Brendan McCarthy

A Kiwi-born (NZ but typing NZ should have no periods because of being influenced from Britain) pitchman who wants to fuck your ears all the time from day to night by telling about the product he is showcasing on that stupid ass TV just like an Englishman who wants to fuck a "Mainland European" lady who looks, sounds like a man and speaks broken English at all.

You may remember him (along with fellow pitchmen Billy Mays and Vince Offer) from the late mid and late 90's to present as a pitchman across the Philippines through his now-canned but disputed propaganda called "Value Vision" (not to be confused with the one that NBC owns now called as Evine) and currently acting as the same work for its successor called "TV Shop (Philippines)" starting from 2014 to present and he is just wanna fuck your ears again so you better stop buying and watching useless TV just to get rid of him and his useless looks at all... - ialociN
Brendan McCarthy is not the same as the other McCarthy!!!
by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018
mugGet the Brendan McCarthymug.

Indiegate

A controversy or incident relating to the subculture that always offer a number of White people/Eurasian people and even more males than females as hipster and other subcultures Whites love.
"Just as the hipster subculture, the indie subculture is just offering more men than women and that is a result of Indiegate"
by The Saviour of Takeshima July 2, 2018
mugGet the Indiegatemug.

Broxit

Just like Brexit, it is a blend/mixture/cross between the words "bro" and "exit" and it also means a withdrawal of the ever-toxic "bro" culture from a progressive-driven (left-wing-driven but feminist-driven) world just like how Brexit works (coincidentally, "relevant" Britain is one "bro" paradise (Brits refer to "bro" as "lad") as any other country in the world like Japan, Thailand, Taiwan, Philippines, Singapore, Malaysia, etc.) - retsiem-odkoD eht ialociN
Wow! Charlotte (not Gainsbourg), do you think that Theresa may say Brexit means "Broxit?"

Charlotte (Gainsbourg) to retsiem-odkoD eht ialociN: Of course, continental Europe will be the biggest winner from Brexit even though they are bitten by some cretin named Vladimir Putin and his holy grail of crooks namely Salvini, Le Pen, Baudet, Wilders, Kurz, etc.

If Tommy Robinson was killed by some French ladette named Nikita and this means Broxit because in imagination, the French (also Germans) should hate Britain and kiss Simone de Beauvoir's cheeks forever and ever.
by The Saviour of Takeshima October 9, 2018
mugGet the Broxitmug.

ze

The way you say "the" as an English-speaker or Anglophone/Anglophile to a continental European/Scandinavian like how you say the "Double-D word" to Middle Easterns and North Africans, the "N-word" and the "Double-C word" to a number of East and Southeast Asians.
Ze continental Europeans and Nordics szould be just like ze Koreans when zei dislike ze Iapanese when it comes to disliking ze roast beef-eating "Brexit" British bastards - ialociN Nicolai/ialociN adneG
by The Saviour of Takeshima September 8, 2018
mugGet the zemug.

Junckerite(s)

A supporter or worshipper or even someone belongs to Jean-Claude Juncker, the European Commission president (AmE: The E.C. president) who said that English is about to lose importance in the European Union during and after Brexit and forces member countries of the so-called E.U. to learn a different form of English (i deeply prefer American English because it is the only form of English to use words and spellings that BrE and company does not like "lunchpail", "E.U.", "favor", etc.) or even use other languages (presumably Estonian or other languages used in continental European even though some of their countries aren't members of the Union like Switzerland (Romansch), Norway and yes, Iceland but Turkey as well) and thus Juncker wants to make the E.U. into some bigger version of South Korea regarding to its diplomatically-charged rivalry with Japan (hence Dokdo, Jikji, East Sea, no anime, no manga but not some (like Nissan due to transatlantic ownership, Sony but except other channels), etc.) - retsiem-odkoD eht ialociN
retsiem-odkoD eht ialociN: Those who share posts from Bernie Sanders' page/account may ever be some kind of Junckerite(s)!
by The Saviour of Takeshima October 10, 2018
mugGet the Junckerite(s)mug.

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