Jerejaynemiah

The relationship between two people who are in love, but it disgusts & traumatizes all who are aware of it.

"Bro, I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... this time, he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Gross!"

by The Rev NG8 August 04, 2018

bukkakke ramen

When a girl has blonde hair and you ejaculate all over it so it sticks together and looks like ramen noodles.

Yo! Instead of giving my girl just a straight facial, I raised up and made bukkakke ramen.

by The Rev NG8 October 17, 2018

dirty jeremiah

When a young male is swirling his tongue deep inside if an older mature woman's anus, then rams a Mountain Dew bottle into her vagina.

Yo! I gave my boo a Dirty Jeremiah last night, and she straight yelled out Do the Dew!!

by The Rev NG8 February 21, 2019

Eggwash

1. Mixture of beaten eggs coated over certain foods prior to cooking.

2. Poor substitute for proper lubricant during anal sex.

1. Brush the dough with eggwash before placing it in the oven.

2. Bro, you shouldn't use eggwash. You're gonna give that girl ass-salmonella.

by The Rev NG8 June 26, 2016

Eggwash

An unhealthy substitute for proper lube for anal sex.

Dustin ran out of lube to do Precious in the ass, so he had to use eggwash.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Jerejaynemiah

Jerejaynemiah is when two people fall deeply in love, but their relationship disgusts and traumatizes all those aware of the couple. Term derived from the couple of basketball player Jeremiah and his boo Jayne.

"Reverend... I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Why must I suffer this visions? Have I sinned so greatly? Is God punishing me for being a ginger?"

by The Rev NG8 August 04, 2018

Silverware

Term used by guys to alert each other of an attractive woman nearby; specifically, one with a nice butt.

Charles and Henry are purchasing sodas at the local malt-shop. Henry notices a lovely girl at the jukebox with a big ol booty.
"Charles, silverware." *gestures in the vicinity of the girl.
"Dayum, Henry. Imma eggwash dat ass fo'sho!"

by The Rev NG8 August 04, 2018