The Rev NG8's definitions

call an aldrin

When you are unsure of what the outcome will be of taking an action, so you let someone else go first.
Also known as calling an aldrin or aldrinning

Guy: "Bro. This beef jerky says it expired 3 months ago, but it's probably still good. Want some?"

Other guy: "Umm... Imma call an aldrin. You eat some first."

by The Rev NG8 March 28, 2020

Silverware

Term used by guys to alert each other of an attractive woman nearby; specifically, one with a nice butt.

Charles and Henry are purchasing sodas at the local malt-shop. Henry notices a lovely girl at the jukebox with a big ol booty.
"Charles, silverware." *gestures in the vicinity of the girl.
"Dayum, Henry. Imma eggwash dat ass fo'sho!"

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

kentucky lean

When a southern boy leans way over to flirt a saleswoman in a department store.

The bigfooted boy from the shoe department did the Kentucky Lean to talk to the pretty girl working in the jewelry department.

by The Rev NG8 April 11, 2019

Eggwash

1. Mixture of beaten eggs coated over certain foods prior to cooking.

2. Poor substitute for proper lubricant during anal sex.

1. Brush the dough with eggwash before placing it in the oven.

2. Bro, you shouldn't use eggwash. You're gonna give that girl ass-salmonella.

by The Rev NG8 June 26, 2016

dirty jeremiah

When a young male is swirling his tongue deep inside if an older mature woman's anus, then rams a Mountain Dew bottle into her vagina.

Yo! I gave my boo a Dirty Jeremiah last night, and she straight yelled out Do the Dew!!

by The Rev NG8 February 21, 2019

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Jerejaynemiah

The relationship between two people who are in love, but it disgusts & traumatizes all who are aware of it.

"Bro, I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... this time, he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Gross!"

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018