The Return of Light joker 's definitions

bells and whistles

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better

If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.

by The Return of Light Joker November 6, 2009

ungodly

outrageous, horrendous, unreasonable

They almost triggered a flame war with their ungodly rants.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2009

Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)

How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008

panhandle

to beg on the streets (a back-formation of panhandler)

I ain't go gonna panhandle away my life. I have potential.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2008

cold snap

a brief period of very cold weather

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2009

fall between the cracks

to be ignored, overlooked, or forgotten.

It looks like the real issues are about to fall between the cracks.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2010

fly right

To be honest, dependable, etc.

If he would just fly right he would not get into situations like that in the first place.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2009