The Return of Light joker 's definitions

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

pie

an easy task, an easy job

For me, washing clothes is pie.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2009

more fun than a barrel of monkeys

a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)

That dance was more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007

card

1. an amusing or eccentric person

2. something used to achieve a purpose

3. to require someone to show an ID for purchase, participation, etc

This tag was his card in court.

by The Return of Light Joker December 1, 2009

beauty sleep

Sleep necessary for good health, concentration etc.

Not now, I need my beauty sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2009

do-gooder

a person who frequently does selfless thing to the point of seeming slightly pretentious

Why do you have to be such a do-gooder?

by The Return of Light Joker August 3, 2009